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Old 09-16-2007, 12:12 AM   #1
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Talking Off-topic chat, jokes and stories

Chevy Xtreme! Looking to just shoot the breeze, crack some jokes (keep 'em clean), tell a good story?

This is the place to do it! Want a place to just get to know each other, want to tell a story, heard a good joke or let us know what's going on with you? We want to know, post em here...:chatterbox:
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:40 PM   #2
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New Canadian $5 bill

this one should be out soon
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:05 PM   #3
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Re: New Canadian $5 bill

Neato!!
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:33 AM   #4
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Re: New Canadian $5 bill

Its already good for a gallon
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Old 06-01-2008, 02:09 PM   #5
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Re: New Canadian $5 bill

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Its already good for a gallon

Thats too funny!
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:13 AM   #6
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Re: funny websites

Those are some funny names....I wonder if they knew it going to be like that once they ran all the words together
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Old 09-18-2008, 12:33 PM   #7
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Just Fred! Warning Humour inside

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed
limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker
a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him
that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays
along with it.

'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born
Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name. The kids used to tease
me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good
grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a
doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship,
residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got
my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then
I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the
ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD
leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my
Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:43 PM   #8
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Talking Re: Just Fred! Warning Humour inside

LONG But funny
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:49 PM   #9
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For Sale—One Wife, slightly used, 1969 Model

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model
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Re: For Sale—One Wife, slightly used, 1969 Model

Thats funny!
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